Next Burton Lan

[Helta]

It covers Good Friday, Easter Sunday, and Bank Holiday Monday. Eeck, I'll try and get outta all the family rubbish, but I can't guaruntee,

Gonna go ask me dad now http://www.gameon.co.uk/_vti_mb/frown.gif

[Crispy Fry]

oh daddie daddie!! please can i go to the burton lan to play with all those really nice people that are much much better than me at games, please daddy because one day i would like to be almost as good as Fusion and Rasher and Verty and Crispy and Exe...oh sorry daddy did i say Exe? oh i'm sorry i must have let my mind wander into fantasy. Also i want to go so Boff can teach me how to feed the world lots and lots of verbal diarrea. I want to hear Maddog scream obscenities as he gets killed in CS on regular basis along with his bossom buddy Dark. I want to see the wonderous teamplay tactis of the bobster as he chants "TEAMS TEAMS TEAMS!!". I want Glyndwr to show me the route to the dark side through many backdoors of porn and really vile dodgy smut. I want to sing Oasis songs to Nex. I want to own MetalEd as does everyone else, and if i get a chance i want to send Emma really dirty messages then shout out that it wasn't me and blame the server admin so she gets really imbarrassed and i then i'll have somewhere to hang my coat....but i had better wear a long jumper or T shirt because she might see my mini stiffy. So please please please please please can i go daddy!! pretty please with a cherry on top? promise i wont wet my bed anymore

[FusioN]

hehehe http://www.gameon.co.uk/_vti_mb/biggrin.gif sick 'im Crispeh http://www.gameon.co.uk/_vti_mb/wink.gif

[Helta]

I don't wet the bed, I got outta that last week http://www.gameon.co.uk/_vti_mb/wink.gif

Err, Thanks Crispy, I think,

What exactly brought that on?

[Rasher]

i belive it may of been Drink or even Drugs

http://www.gameon.co.uk/_vti_mb/eek.gif

[Helta]

Yeah - That's kinda what I figured =)

[Bobster]

thought u said u only posted quality posts Crisp?

[TSS]

Again, I think the "Who Hates Crispy Fry" thread has great relevance here!

TSS

[Rasher]

Rofl

[Helta]

Nah, you don't hate him becuase it's fun to see what he'll say next http://www.gameon.co.uk/_vti_mb/biggrin.gif

[[GO]Maddog]

Hey Crispy ya right i do get killed a lot in CS..........

but honestly its the gun not me i get the dam Dodgy gun every time :-)
and when i get the good gun im too busy bein all exited i got a good gun i forget to fire it :-)

now where was i Errr ! yes thats it press 'b' then #7 then #6 then #8 BANG! dead again **** .......... bloody lag

:-)




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[[GO]Maddog]

in your case Crispy you Camp Too mutch for me :-)




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[[GO]DARK]

I would like to say to crispy did u have to go through all that what u said to helta and because u dont have to this lan u thought u wolud take the **** out of helta coz he is helpless.
another thing im only getting killed alot because of these bleeding new crosshairs just wait CRISPY i'll FRY your ass at the LAN

If u wait long enough u will see cripsy body floating doen the river...........

[Bobster]

whats wrong with the new crosshairs? better than the last lot - at least u can see them now

[FusioN]

Amazingly enough, I agree with Bob http://www.gameon.co.uk/_vti_mb/biggrin.gif

I like being able to see the cone of fire.. I just wish they'd align properly (which they do in 6.1) http://www.gameon.co.uk/_vti_mb/smile.gif

[Crispy Fry]

i really dunno what yer whinging about dark

this might come as a suprise but strangely enough i also got the same crosshairs as you...DOH!!!

guys what was wrong with the crosshairs on the last version?...mine were absolutely stunning

[Bobster]

well unlike u we prolly had the original crosshairs...

[TSS]

Well, I say hate, but love and hate are the same thing.

I LOVE Crispy...there you go!

Plus the crosshairs on CS where miles of...just get CS6 up and running, get a sniper rifle and shoot a wall at close range (whilst zoomed in)...just see how far off it is!

TSS (Would have opened a can of whoop ass if it weren't for the cross-bloody-hairs)

[Bobster]

yeah but crosshairs on snipers rifle prolly zeroed in for 200 mtrs

[TSS]

Ahh...but many a time I was zoomed in when someone got in the way...I had my targets set on verty, he filled most of the scope...I shot and missed (Boff was witness), he then promptly shot me.

TSS

[Rasher]

LOL
after all this posting

Is Helta coming ? http://www.gameon.co.uk/_vti_mb/eek.gif

[Crispy Fry]

yeah probably.....i noticed he's got hairy palms!

[TSS]

If he rubs his hands together, does his hair stand on end ?

TSS

[Crispy Fry]

doubt it.....

...but i bet his *** does though