Mayo
04-12-2001, 03:48 PM
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst
4. Excellent spread
5. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
6. Are you ready for seconds yet?
7. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
8. Don't play with your meat.
9. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
10. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
11. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time
12. How long will it take after you put it in?
13. You'll know it's ready when it pops up
14. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
15. That's the biggest bird I've ever had
16. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst
4. Excellent spread
5. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
6. Are you ready for seconds yet?
7. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
8. Don't play with your meat.
9. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
10. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
11. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time
12. How long will it take after you put it in?
13. You'll know it's ready when it pops up
14. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
15. That's the biggest bird I've ever had
16. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning